4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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