just tell him i said nine months
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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