haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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