Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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