Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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