I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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