so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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