i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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