Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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