According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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