I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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