We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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