The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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