I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
