dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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