I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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