somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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