I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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