idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Randomize
