You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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