I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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