big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
