Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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