We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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