So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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