I smell stomach acid.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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