And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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