Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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