i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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