I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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