Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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