Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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