Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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