if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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