all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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