People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
