So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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