so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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