nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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