Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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