I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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