I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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