PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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