I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
