Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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