U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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