MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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