Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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