I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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