i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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