This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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